Saturday, September 13, 2008

I did NOT...

We're going to play a new game on this blog. I borrowed it from another blog I read. It goes like this:
Last night we went to the fair and I did NOT eat a pork steak sandwich, lemon shakeup, half of Emily's fries, half of Emily's hamburger and cheesecake on a stick. No, I would never eat that much fair food. This morning, I did NOT give my daughter a cup of coffee in an attempt to perk her up for swim practice. Today, I went to a yard sale and the lady was NOT selling laxatives and opened packaged of adult diapers, no, no one would do that, that would be insane. And for lunch today, I did NOT feed my children homemade fried cheese and chocolate crescent rolls, no I would never let them eat like that. And look on the sidebar- that is NOT another stray cat that needed a home. Scott would never let me bring home another animal. (Suzy and Paul, Scott said you would understand why he named this one Simone)
What have you NOT done lately? Leave me a comment.
Michele;

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I did NOT eat a 1/2 bag of M&M's and surely I did NOT read a book instead of cleaning the toilets and dusting.

The Mama Monkey said...

How fun is this? :)

My 6 yo DD did NOT just tell us she used the bathroom cup to pee in...2 years ago...and never told us! No wonder no one comes to visit us!

Anonymous said...

I did NOT tell my son that he should have ate more dinner after he said he wanted food as I announced bedtime and I did NOT eat a snack after he fell asleep. I would NEVER do that!

Linda

Anonymous said...

Michele, We understand why Scott named the kitty Simone! I had actually forgotten about her.
I definitely did NOT yell at my kids Friday because they are the most math deficient bunch I have ever seen in one place. That would have been awful. Certainly, the teacher across the hall did NOT laugh at me after school and tell me that she heard me during math. That would be insane! I most assuredly did NOT laugh when our neighbors named their 5th child Treagan, to go along with Trey, Treavor, Tristan, and Trishelle. After all, names are personal and nobody else but the parent's business! I did NOT go to a ballgame every night last week, as well as a Sat. tournament. That would be way too much for an old lady like me! I did NOT ignore my husband for two days after his back went out just because he refused to go to the dr. for 48 hrs. That would have been heartless!
Family Reunion is the 21st. Would love to see you guys. Love you!

Anonymous said...

ok ok ok yea I like this I did NOT tell my kids today that they can do whatever they want.( because they would NOT do what i wanted them to do) I did NOT tell my loving husband who was NOT mad at me to NOT let the door hit him in the --- as he left to go somewhere. and I Will NOT continue to give them all the silent treatment.
tm

Anonymous said...

I definitely did NOT read any good blog entries today...

Anonymous said...

I did NOT park my car in a fair parking lot so I could HEAR the Styx concert I was too cheap to buy tickets for (or pay a babysitter for) while my kids watched a movie in the van. I also did NOT pack a cooler of beverages for my husband and I to enjoy while we listened to "Come Sail Away...." in a fair parking lot.

Anonymous said...

Oh, my gosh! I am NOT jealous at all that you got to go see Craig Morgan in concert and you were in the 5th row! I do NOT nearly cry every time the radio plays his song Tough!

Shawna :)

Anonymous said...

OK I did NOT laugh hysterically and knowingly at all the confessions in these comments! (I wish I had thought of the Styx idea!) I am NOT on my second glass of wine on a school night. I did NOT comtemplate dumping it in my 3 year old's sippy cup in an effort to get him to FINALLY go to sleep! I did NOT take two naps today. I am NOT going to have to grab my son's clean clothes out of the laundry basket in the morning because I am sitting at the computer instead of hanging up clothes! - Amy H

Anonymous said...

OH - I forgot to say that I did NOT finish a book yesterday instead of be a good mother and I did NOT eat half a (big) bag of peanut butter M&M's in two days. I also did NOT just kiss my three year old AGAIN after he wandered out of his room and yet again contemplate what to do with the rest of the wine in my glass... I did NOT yell at my husband and call him an a$$ under my breath just for being the male that he is. I did NOT just polish off some cheesecake as my older children are sleeping and I did NOT tell them they could not have a snack before bed as that is a very bad habit... However I must say that I AM feeling much more normal! - Amy H

Anonymous said...

I love the pictures of Rain at the contest. When did Megan get that old? And, is the guy in the background just coming out of the bathroom or is he waiting to go in?

Anonymous said...

I did not stay up until 2am when I have to work tomorrow to get caught up on ur blog. Oh..no...I...did...not...talk to a new guy I met online for 8hrs one Sunday..... nor do I ever spend too much time in chat. Whew this is theraputic to not do these things... feel like im half way thru the 12- steps to recovery from all those additions I don't have.... lol
Kim