Thursday, September 25, 2008

I did NOT...

I did NOT slam on my brakes in the middle of the road this morning and pick up a turtle for Emily, since she has been begging for one. I did NOT empty a huge bucket of work toys in my trunk so this turtle would have a temporary home in my car. And trust me, there were NOT a lot of toys in that bucket. I did NOT drive around in my car all day with a very mad turtle trying to escape. This did NOT happen on a Thursday, which is my busiest day at work, where I rack up 200 miles between the hours of 7:30 and 3:00. This turtle did NOT poop 3 times and of course, this turtle did NOT hiss at me 3 times, b/c we all know turtles don't make noise.
I did NOT stop at McDonalds in Marble Hill and I most certainly did NOT order one of those greasy dollar chicken sandwiches so that I could eat on the road. And now my stomach does NOT feel sick from it. No, I feel great.
I did NOT have to put my car in park and sit 3 times b/c of construction on the road. And I most certainly did NOT do paperwork while I was waiting.
And now I am NOT going to go lay on the couch and parent in a supine position. That would be totally irresponsible.
Oh, and I did NOT fall down in the shower this morning. That would have really hurt.
What did you NOT do this week?
Michele
P.S. I am sending out a message to all of you out there who have faithfully read my blog but never commented. I LOVE YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I just want to know who's reading these days. So talk to me!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, I've NOT commented before...and I am NOT anonymous. I do NOT live in Wisconsin and I have NOT had colon (actually rectal) cancer at the same time as you.

John said...

I'm NOT reading your blog and I'm so NOT happy to be getting back to work.

Mrs. Dirnberger said...

I am still reading!!! I did NOT have pizza for dinner 3 days this week because it was NOT the busiest week of my life.

Ed said...

I, too, am NOT reading your blog regularly, and am NOT a 9-month colon cancer survivor. I do NOT enjoy the way you describe your NONlife during and after cancer. I do NOT live in Oregon, and I will NOT be reading your blog anytime again soon, so please do NOT continue to post your fun stories there.

Anonymous said...

I did NOT tell my boss that I needed to leave work 10 minutes early to make it to Cape by 3:30. The reason I needed to be at Cape was NOT because my family wanted to make it to a movie matinee. And I did NOT leave out the fact that (when I asked by boss if I could leave early) it was so I could make it to the movie on time. :)

Many blessings,
Shawna

Anonymous said...

I am NOT a friend of Shawndra Turners's since grade school and I have NOT been following your blog since you first posted on hers. I do NOT live in Arizona. I do NOT think you have the best sense of humor ever!

Anonymous said...

O.K....I did NOT find your blog on The Colon Club. I do NOT live in Kentucky and I do NOT like to read your funny comments! Do NOT keep it up as you do NOT make me smile!