Aunt Flo did NOT leave her luggage on my doorstep this month. I did NOT send my 3 sisters an email that caused a ruckus and my husband did NOT ask if I was on drugs when I wrote it. I did NOT forget to show up at my friends house today and I did NOT say a bad word when she texted me, asking me where I was. I did NOT go to the office and find out that after working there 2 years and 3 months, I have been incorrectly following procedure and no one ever told me.
Today, I did NOT eat like there's no tomorrow b/c let's face it, when it comes to eating, there really IS NO TOMORROW when you are having a colonoscopy in 2 days.
What have you NOT done lately?
Michele
2 comments:
I did NOT eat 6 halloween kitkats yesterday and wonder why I am not losing weight!
I did NOT tell my son that he can go to school and tell his classmates "told you so" after the election results came through last night.
Randy did NOT have to pry my jaw off the floor when I read your drug induced email. Yes - I am agreeing with Scott. :-)
Linda
I did NOT eat a Reese's Blizzard worrying over the election returns last night....I did NOT almost kick my backless shoe into the not-yet-flushed toilet while hiking my leg up to flush....I did NOT chew out a student today who asks for help with sewing and then NEVER watches as I explain it AGAIN...I did NOT ask God to send people I cannot get along with to a deserted island so I won't have to deal with them.
How'd I do? I love your blog, Michele!
Stephanie
Post a Comment