It is NOT 9:30 in the morning and I did NOT leave work and come home and rewash my hair. I am NOT having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad hair day. I have not already changed clothes twice today. I am NOT eating cold pasta salad for a late breakfast, as I type. I am NOT working in Fredericktown today and it will NOT take an act of God to get me back in town for a very important meeting at 3:00 today. I will NOT speed, no, not me. I would never do that.
I have NOT been a bad wife this week. I have NOT blamed my husband for everything this week, including this morning when I did NOT oversleep and it was NOT his fault. No, it was NOT his fault, I would NEVER blame him for that. I did NOT get so mad at him and did NOT call him a negative name under my breath for watching the Weather Channel for hours on end. No, I wouldn't do that, b/c my husband does NOT watch the Weather Channel for hours on end.
This cold pasta salad is NOT the best tasting dish ever produced out of a box and I did NOT tell Scott last night he couldn't eat it. And finally, I did NOT tell Emily the orange pieces in the salad were cheese, not carrots, NO I would NEVER lie to my children.
Oh, and I did NOT have a NIGHTMARE last night that my coffeepot was broken and I was unable to drink my morning coffee.
What have you NOT done lately?
1 comment:
HI Michele,
Love the post from Thursday, sounds like some of my days! I was so glad we got to talk even though our cell phones DID NOT want to cooperate with us. I hope your days are getting better. I installed the feedjit thing, that is so cool. Well gotta go for now. Have a great weekend!
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