I did NOT slam on my brakes in the middle of the road this morning and pick up a turtle for Emily, since she has been begging for one. I did NOT empty a huge bucket of work toys in my trunk so this turtle would have a temporary home in my car. And trust me, there were NOT a lot of toys in that bucket. I did NOT drive around in my car all day with a very mad turtle trying to escape. This did NOT happen on a Thursday, which is my busiest day at work, where I rack up 200 miles between the hours of 7:30 and 3:00. This turtle did NOT poop 3 times and of course, this turtle did NOT hiss at me 3 times, b/c we all know turtles don't make noise.
I did NOT stop at McDonalds in Marble Hill and I most certainly did NOT order one of those greasy dollar chicken sandwiches so that I could eat on the road. And now my stomach does NOT feel sick from it. No, I feel great.
I did NOT have to put my car in park and sit 3 times b/c of construction on the road. And I most certainly did NOT do paperwork while I was waiting.
And now I am NOT going to go lay on the couch and parent in a supine position. That would be totally irresponsible.
Oh, and I did NOT fall down in the shower this morning. That would have really hurt.
What did you NOT do this week?
Michele
P.S. I am sending out a message to all of you out there who have faithfully read my blog but never commented. I LOVE YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I just want to know who's reading these days. So talk to me!
7 comments:
Oh, I've NOT commented before...and I am NOT anonymous. I do NOT live in Wisconsin and I have NOT had colon (actually rectal) cancer at the same time as you.
I'm NOT reading your blog and I'm so NOT happy to be getting back to work.
I am still reading!!! I did NOT have pizza for dinner 3 days this week because it was NOT the busiest week of my life.
I, too, am NOT reading your blog regularly, and am NOT a 9-month colon cancer survivor. I do NOT enjoy the way you describe your NONlife during and after cancer. I do NOT live in Oregon, and I will NOT be reading your blog anytime again soon, so please do NOT continue to post your fun stories there.
I did NOT tell my boss that I needed to leave work 10 minutes early to make it to Cape by 3:30. The reason I needed to be at Cape was NOT because my family wanted to make it to a movie matinee. And I did NOT leave out the fact that (when I asked by boss if I could leave early) it was so I could make it to the movie on time. :)
Many blessings,
Shawna
I am NOT a friend of Shawndra Turners's since grade school and I have NOT been following your blog since you first posted on hers. I do NOT live in Arizona. I do NOT think you have the best sense of humor ever!
O.K....I did NOT find your blog on The Colon Club. I do NOT live in Kentucky and I do NOT like to read your funny comments! Do NOT keep it up as you do NOT make me smile!
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