This is NOT my 2nd "did not" post in less than a week...there are never that many crazy things that happen to me...
Megan did NOT tell me she needed a new notebook for school and when I said we have lots of those nickel notebooks from Walmart, she did NOT tell me that her pencils would not write in those cheap notebooks, that the words would not show up on the paper and the whole notebook would literally fall apart within days b/c it did not have a fancy cover on it. My daughter is NOT that spoiled.
I did NOT sit at a stoplight this afternoon and watch a man put his SUV in park and then smack the heck out of his kids in the backseat. I am glad I've never done that!
I did NOT find an awesome salvage grocery store yesterday in Marble Hill. My heart did NOT skip a beat when I spied the bargains.
And finally, today when I went to work, I went in a home and said to the Dad of the house, Hey, were you home when your neighbors house burned. He did NOT say to me with a mouth full of chewing tobacco, Heck yeah I was home, I was poopin' when it happened!
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Nice story. The visual images I get of these folks are quite entertaining. I did NOT have to call a friend to figure out First Steps billing because I'm WAY too smart for that. She did NOT have to tell me when to scroll down the page because I couldn't find it on my screen. She also did NOT have to explain what a "unit" was. I am truly NOT that ignorant. When I came home from working a 12 hour day my twins did NOT get mad at me for coming home because they wanted to play with the babysitter. I did NOT make no bake cookies for myself after that and tell them to go to bed while I ate them.
Either that was a long dump or a short fire!
I know exactly what family you are talking about!!! How funny!!!-Kelli H
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